do you ever get your period and just think about your recent behavior like wow that explains a lot
d e a d
vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”
Uhh. The baby doesnt come out of where the penis goes in…
stay in school y’all
i hate to be the bearer of bad news but the vagina and the vagina are, in fact, the same thing
Pancake with all the colors of the wind.
i can’t even make a circular pancake what the fuck is this shit
yahoo really knows how to play the game
when is it going to be the other way round
does this count?
Oh, I think that one counts.
It definitely counts.
I think it also happened with Ariel but Mulans is better
hey, you can’t talk to my grandson like that someone oughta put you in a mental hospital
SOMEONE SHOULD PUT YOU IN A BOX FLOATING DOWN THE RIVER, GRANDMA
you’re probably right
See this little guy? I want him but my boyfriend said I cant. I wagered him that if I could get 1,000,000 notes he would let me have it no questions asked. Please help me, I want this little puffball!
WE’RE TUMBLR LET’S GET PEOPLE PETS!!!
HELP THEM GET THAT LITTLE PUFFBALL OMG
HELP HIM NOW.
I CAN’T BREATH
Men who can’t cook, clean, or even do their own laundry are not “cute” and “in need of a woman to care for them”. They are spoiled brats so dependent on gender roles that they never bothered to learn the minimal skills to take care of themselves.